Review of Beach Fever

Beach Fever (1987)
Comedy? Soft core porn?-Definitely Bad!
16 February 2003
This is one of those movies you see by accident then seek out to see it again. Let me preface by saying I LOVE to HATE bad movies. That being said let us proceed. This is Kato Kaelins finest film venture I've ever seen(and the only one). It starts off showing breasts within the first 2 minutes(always the hallmark of a great piece of cinema)and the jumps to a scene that looks cut from a cheesy soft core porn with Chat Frederick IV (Kato) mistakenly receiving some unrequested love. Enter Fat Daddy(Aaron Biston)a terribly, cheesily(is that a word?)portrayed gangster who wants payment for said love. I wondered how they cast Fat Daddy only to have the mystery solved in the credits-Aaron Biston is also the producer!! Tack on a beach romance/love potion/hypnotised hooker/Kato must save the day plot. Add a nerd/mad scientist, a musclehead/bully, a girlfriend/psychopath, and you start to get a sense of this film. Is it bad? Yes! Did I love it enough to seek it out and purchase it? Yes! If you like bad films this is at least worth a rental
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