okay...if you are a hotshot on the seattle seahawks in the early 90s, how do you cash in on this fame? if you were brian bosworth, you probably answered with, "make a horrible movie!" and "stone cold" is truly a bad movie. lance henricksen is awful as the leader of a deadly biker gang. first of all, who would follow henricksen? he's skinny, usually plays dorky roles, and often is 'that guy who died' in his film roles. whatever. henricksen is a comically evil man in charge of the comically evil biker gang, the brotherhood. brian bosworth, the BOZ, is a comically rebellious cop who goes undercover to infiltrate and take out the brotherhood. actually, the plot is irrelevant. this movie had a huge budget...everything that the BOZ hits either flips in the air or explodes. this movie is so bad, it almost hurts. and yet, i wanted to watch the whole thing. "stone cold" is a so-bad-it's-good movie. the acting is wretched, the action dull but comically morbid, but hey...it's got the BOZ and he's a rebel with a mullet. watch this with funny friends and lots of beer. my so-bad-it's-good rating gives "stone cold" 3.5 stars (out of 4). after all, it's got the BOZ, and that's all anyone needs
Review of Stone Cold
