First of all this Tcahcky Tabacky or whatever his name is is one of the worst actors ever. He couldn't emote is way out of a wet paper bag. The casting is ludicrous. Rutger Hauer and F Murray Abraham in the same movie? PUHLEASE! And Amanda Plummer as the Queen of England? It is to LAFF! Also laughable are the soft-porn scenes that seem to pop up every time the story starts to drag. Although the women are (kinda) beautiful , and we get to see lots of T & A, the sight of Nastydumass' naked butt is shown once too often. And he's SO somber when he gets busy,, he must be having visions of his future veneral diseases. Don't waste the $1 it will cost you to rent this one.
Review of Nostradamus
