To paraphrase one of David Spade's lines, If the audience ain't laughin', it's 'cause they're watchin this movie. This painfully predictable movie steals from just about any of the watered down romantic comedies Hollywood has thrust on us over the last couple of years. It tries to have an edge, mostly by stealing from old Cheech & Chong, and Beavis & Butthead dog routines. It just doesn't work, which is really sad since David Spade is a truly funny and gifted actor and can do way better than this garbage. You may have to give it one star for some of Spade's one liners and a funny, but quick performance by John Lovitz.