"Four Dogs Playing Poker" is an inept attempt to develop interest in a quintet of lame international art thieves who rip off a valuable statuette, proceed to lose it (duh) and then have to retrieve it or risk being whacked by their unhappy objects d'art customer. It is very obvious early on that this film just doesn't have much talent behind the lens as it is even more obvious in what it is trying to do and more obvious still in its failure to do it. One of those awful flicks where some capable actors in need of direction provide more drama by sinking helplessly into a mucked up mess of a movie than they do by delivering the film's story, "For Dogs..." is for the dogs. (C-)
Review of Four Dogs Playing Poker
