"Universal Soldier: The Return" are not a bad movie- it's beyond bad, the fact is that it don't exist any word or sentence on any language on this planet that can be used to describe how bad it is. It also breaks the law of relativity because a movie this bad should have collapsed in on it self and formed a black hole by now. Why did the bosses on the movie company when some guy came by and asked them for some money to do a movie with cocaine-brain Jean-Claude Van Damme- with no story, bad actors, a wrestler and some badly staged action sequences, just told him to get lost.
Review of Universal Soldier: The Return
