I'd been warned, but nothing could possibly have prepared me for this cinematic atrocity.
With a completely incoherent storyline, dreadful acting, laughable costumes, footage & music taken shamelessly from other films, & fight choreography that would make the Three Stooges cringe, this bizarre roll of celluloid attempts to piece together a one-&-a-half hour sci-fi epic about the end of the world or something, work in some Islamic theology, & keep an audience entertained with the two leads making sleazy jokes about their looks & success with women that border on the homoerotic.
The producers failed completely in every single way, unless their goal was to make the #1 worst movie of all time, & I can't stress that point enough. I don't actually believe it would be possible to make a movie that's worse than this, & I still have great difficulty believing that anyone made one this bad.
As a result, it's hilarious to watch, even if absolutely nothing within it makes any sense whatsoever.
However, if you're a dedicated bad movie fan, be prepared for the fact that this is quite possibly the end of the line - every single film you see for the rest of your life will be better than this.
With a completely incoherent storyline, dreadful acting, laughable costumes, footage & music taken shamelessly from other films, & fight choreography that would make the Three Stooges cringe, this bizarre roll of celluloid attempts to piece together a one-&-a-half hour sci-fi epic about the end of the world or something, work in some Islamic theology, & keep an audience entertained with the two leads making sleazy jokes about their looks & success with women that border on the homoerotic.
The producers failed completely in every single way, unless their goal was to make the #1 worst movie of all time, & I can't stress that point enough. I don't actually believe it would be possible to make a movie that's worse than this, & I still have great difficulty believing that anyone made one this bad.
As a result, it's hilarious to watch, even if absolutely nothing within it makes any sense whatsoever.
However, if you're a dedicated bad movie fan, be prepared for the fact that this is quite possibly the end of the line - every single film you see for the rest of your life will be better than this.