Review of Bats

Bats (1999)
3/10
What will they think of next?
12 July 2001
For Hitchcock it was birds, for the 70's (Jaws) it was sharks. In 80's (Arachniphobia) we had spiders. Now bats. With each species the films get worse and worse. Well, you know what I'm doing to do? I'm going to come up with something here. Humm, let's see here...well there's jellyfish, elephants oh, I know bees...Yes! I think bees are kinda scary. I'll just sit at my computer for 20 minutes and write a script about killer bees. I'll set the story in a small Mid-western town and have these bees rain terror on a bunch of small-town folk! This is so cool how all this is just coming to me! Now what's a state that has not been used...hummm...Nebraska, yeah Nebraska. Now then I'll have a sexy scientist character come to my little made-up Nebraska town to investigate...no wait, how about an FBI agent with a background in insect study?! I'll make several million off this and retire at the age of 24. Sheesh.

PS Lou Diamond Phillips I still love you
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