Truly awful. IMDB should allow an option of zero stars for films such as this. The only redeeming feature that struggles to mind is that I presume it could have been longer. Before wasting time watching this testament to man's seemingly limitless ability to take a great story and disfigure it beyond recognition, consider the many ways 82 minutes could be more usefully spent, for example: counting out loud repeatedly from one to fifty; sucking the dust out of a carpet with your mouth; digging a hole in your own buttocks with a teaspoon. Each of these acts would be more productive, more spiritually fulfilling, and more artistic than suffering through to the end of this movie.