Reign of Fire (2002)
2/10
Less roar, more bore.
8 March 2003
I'm going to keep this brief. It works out because one of my complaints about this movie is that it's really short. It is REALLY short; it doesn't really have a real ending as much as it looks like everybody just ran out of ideas.

I have a request for anyone who is planning on making a monster movie from now on. Look, guys, when we go to see a monster movie, we want to see the *monsters*! We don't give a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys about the humans. The humans in these movies are there to build things for the monsters to trash, and also to be monster food.

I'm giving "Reign" a two because, I'll admit, these are some *COOL* looking dragons. I just wish they were given more then twenty minutes of screen-time (by my estimate, it feels like less) in what's supposed to be their own movie.
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