2/10
Ehhh...
14 December 2002
Warning: Spoilers
When I popped the movie into my DVD player, I wasn't expecting much. Yes, I knew it was gonna be a pretty bad movie, but I wanted brainless fun. It started about pretty good, catchy music, good camera work, but then it just started to stink. I couldn't tell what the movie wanted to be! Was it horror/suspense, comedy, love, a spoof,? Basically, It was one of the biggest messes of a film that I have ever seen.

The story (if that) was okay, a small town being taken over by giant spiders, it had the potential to be a fun movie. But everything got ruined! Lame jokes, pitiful acting, annoying characters, the list is endless. They even made the spiders have little voices, like the gremlins, for gosh sakes! This may be a spoiler, but not really.

*****SPOILER******* Mostly everyone and everything dies! The first few times it was entertaining, but then it just got sooooo redundant, I could have fast forwarded without missing anything! I mean, who wants to see animals and humans getting killed by spiders every five minutes? ******************

I know the movie was not taking itself seriously, and I know the producers of it probably don't want anyone thinking about it too much, but still, I can't stand it when so much money is spent on useless trash that could have helped starving children! Thanks for reading my comment, I'm done. Overall Grade: 2 (I am against giving movies a '1', because I don't think there is a movie where every single thing about it is bad, but this came really close!)
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