Review of Contagion

Contagion (2002)
1/10
The worst ever. On every possible level.
2 March 2004
Ed Wood wouldn't have touched this turd of a script with an 8' Octopus tentacle.

This movie is so bad on every possible level (story, script, direction, acting, etc...) that they must've been trying to make it this bad (like airplane food). Watching it, I wish that I was the one that caught ebola and died during the watching of the film.

I happen to like Bruce Boxleitner, but can't for the life of me imagine whatever possessed him to pursue the role given the absolutely, truly, and completely horrific script.

And it just keeps getting worse as the movie goes on and you get sucked into it staring in disbelief with your jaw gaping ever-wider in disbelief. Until finally you reach the end and again marvel at how little about the Universe you truly understand if it is possible for such a horrific film to have been funded, filmed, and distributed... and even made into a DVD! Oh, the humanity.

Avoid like the plague. ;)
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