Review of Mean Machine

Mean Machine (2001)
6/10
Not a review really.
7 January 2002
I don't really wanna waste my time going into detail on this film. I have neither the time nor the care for the film.

Simply put it does what is says on the tin, nothing more, maybe slightly less.

What I really wanna say about this film is....

Someone kill the boom operator. Really. I am putting out a sanction on the man. A contract. He is now a mark.

Arthur Turner needs to be eliminated.

Sometimes in a film you'll notice that little fuzzy stick and smile knowingly to yourself and point it out if you ever watch it with slow witted friends. However this film went so far as to show the film no less than eight times in eight different scenes. That I could be bothered to count.

Let this be a lesson to all film makers:

NEVER HIRE A MIDGET BOOM OPERATOR!
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