Whatever happened to Lou Diamond Phillips? "La Bamba" shot him to super stardom and then his career went downhill after that...and this movie is probably his biggest bomb yet. If Lou's agent is reading this, why did you let him make this film? Does he need the money that bad? I won't even talk about Christopher Lambert....Absolon is one of those movies you watch with a bunch of friends while chewing on some corn, and have a party just making fun of it. It's pretty boring and dumb, so I recommend muting the sound and popping in a music CD- maybe 50 Cent- and make it a social gathering while trashing the movie. And how did the director get this gig? Does being a storyboarder give you cred to direct? This unknown director made a potentially "bad-in-a-good-way" B movie into a really bad unwatchable B movie. And the writing - that takes the big piece of Brie.
