Absolon (2003)
1/10
Pathetic
8 September 2003
This has got to be at the top for all-time worst movies. What a pathetic attempt by a bunch of no-talents. There is nothing good to say about this movie. The acting, script, editing, filming and even the score was laughable. Kelly Brooks should stick to modeling or whatever else she can do that doesn't require her to open her mouth. I was disappointed in Lambert as he is usually believable in his roles. I honestly think the no-talents around him and bad script brought him to an all-time low. Topaz Hasfal should give up acting altogether as there isn't an ounce of acting talent or believability in her - who cast her in that role? Didn't she used to be in the 20 Minute Workout (as Sharon Hasfal) from the mid 80's? It's true -- you get what you pay for, and with the low budget for this film, you definitely get a LOW-budget film. My suggestion -- skip the movie, spend your time in a more productive way, like peeling the skin off grapes or something.
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