Discusting...
20 September 2003
First of all, why did I rent this? Because I loved American Idol.. and, well, I have to admit that Justin is hot. Did that guarantee this would be a good movie? Hell no. Let's start off with some of the things that annoyed the living hell out of me.

1. The stereotypical blonde girls accent. It was just STUPID. I mean, what the hell?? Just because she was from Texas meant they had to get her to use that GODAWFUL HICK UNBEARABLE accent? Very annoying character.

2. The setting. I know, I know. It's meant for little 13 year old girls who find the beach, and teen boys idiotic flirting bulls**t to be cute and fun, but come on.. to older girls, meaning 17 and older.. all you can do is gag.. At least that's what I think. All the guys in the film are lame.. NONE of them are cute, especially Justins' friend, when he started singing.. GAHD.. I laughed my ass off!

3. Well, the high point was, Carlos was gorgeous! What was he doing in this movie??

4. Everytime I heard the "Oh it won't hurt me a bit" line in the trailer I cringed... DIDN'T change when I saw the movie.

5. The plot is weak. Anyone could come up with it, and write some dialogue in between just to fill spaces.

6. There should have been a HUGE fight between Kelly and the blonde hick accent girl, and Kelly should have kicked her in the side, ripped her larynx out, and threw her in the pool, then, Justin could go into David Hess' version of "Wait For The Rain", from Last House On The Left, and they could end the movie! Yep... That would have saved it...

In end, i'm only dissing it because i'm 18, i'm a little to mature to enjoy it. But, to the pre-teens who just think that Justin is hot, and that Kelly's cool, or whatever, go for it. gag.
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