The minutes spent watching this turkey is time that would be best spent shaving your head with a cheese grater while chewing on tin foil. Trustme when I say this activity would be far more enjoyable then watching Hulk Hogan and his buddies indulge themselves in this load of garbage. Hogans acting is terribly stiff and the script makes little or no sense. What orphanage has all but 3 children, a woman who oversees them, and GARRETT MORRIS, of SNL fame? Where is the logic in attacking someone with styrofoam candy canes? Since when can you hook a bumper of a fast moving vechicle with a chain, stop it and not rip off the bumper in the process? And watching Ed Leslie (Brutus the Barber Beefcake to all you WWF fans) as an oriental villain is not as funny as it sounds. All in all probably the worst Hogan movie of all time and that is not saying much.
Review of Santa with Muscles
