Review of The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell

They billed "The Loved One" as the film with something to offend everyone, but this one probably wouldn't fall too far behind to those of a politically correct mind set! Hope plays a US Army sergeant during WWII stationed on a Pacific island which is shared with the US Navy. When a supply ship carrying beer (!) to the island is blown up, he worries about the morale of the men and decides to ship in some pretty nurses. Unfortunately, he gets more than he bargained for in zany, fright-wigged Diller and decides to go back to hunting down the lost beer! He teams up with Navy lieutenant Hunter and a band of other misfit soldiers in trying to reclaim the many, many beer cans which are floating in the ocean and, in some cases, at the bottom of it. Meanwhile, Hope rekindles a love affair with curvy Lollobrigida and, in his spare time, manages to fight the war, almost inadvertently! Of course, it's a comedy, so not all the story points can be taken seriously, but it's really off-center. Set in the 40's, but with all the hair, makeup, clothes and attitudes of the 60's, it's mind-bendingly inaccurate throughout. Also, Hope's treatment of an American Indian soldier in the film is really pushing the limits of good taste. It's very bizarre that a film lampooning the military and featuring such lazy, beer-guzzling, inane soldiers as these could be released right in the middle of the savage and unsettling Vietnam War, but here it is. Still, despite these and other examples of thoughtlessness and idiocy, the film does have more than a few highly comic moments. Hope manages to toss off a few amusing zingers (along with the requisite insults to his old pal Bing Crosby!) Diller is pretty crazy and has a memorable entrance as Hope awaits the "lovely" nurses on an air strip. Hunter shows off a surprisingly energetic and adept comedic touch and is exceedingly handsome with his dark tan and crystal blue eyes. Mako turns up as a Japanese-American and does a nice job as well. Wilcoxon, as a commanding officer, is a long way from C.B. de Mille, but appears to be having a good time, in any case. Many familiar TV faces dot the cast of soldiers including "Bewiched"'s Sergent, "Mork & Mindy"'s Donner and "M*A*S*H"'s Christopher (virtually unrecognizable without his glasses and brogue.) Lollobrigida is unbelievably sexy in a sensational bikini and tries hard to bring a little verve to the film. To describe Demongeot's "role" as window dressing is an understatement. She hardly appears at all and says almost nothing. There's a surprising amount of beefcake on display, despite all the chatter about sexy nurses. Hunter appears in a large fig leaf in one amusing dream sequence and, curiously, Wellman performs virtually the entire film with no shirt on. Even Hope has a scene with his shirt nearly off! The humor runs hot and cold (and most of the story is preposterous, including Hope's big "catch" at the end), but as light entertainment it's not too bad (and it has the benefit of being shot mostly outdoors on some pretty beaches.) It's not for anyone who gets offended by stereotyping, though.