The title of this summary is so true. This movie has God and Satan telling stories of murder, mayhem and other chilling stuff that wraps around an over the top hilarious music video in between. The video is so 80's its hard not to laugh it.
The main story is God, who looks like Robert E Lee meaning the confederate army was in fact god's army, and Satan who looks like Bruno Tatagglia from The Godfather are on a train discussing life...which isn't too bad but the guy in the hat behind them freaks me out.
The stories in it were very bloody but were somewhat dumb due to drastic editing. The reason behind it is the 3 stories are actually 3 separate movies all crammed into this one big movie.
The story of how Satan's right hand man kills everyone by dragging them to hell or crucifying them was dumb but the idea was OK. I guess you have to see the whole entire movie to actually make sense of it.
The story of how disorderly orderlies cut up people and sell their parts for money was also gruesome but better done. This movie was actually released in 1991 under the title Scream Your Head Off. Richard Moll (with hair!) scoffs at a married couple and then kills them, now that was funny.
The best part was the second story...which was actually a 1983 movie called The Death Wish Club. Some weird guy in his late 30's falls in love with a popcorn vendor and when she meets a hot shot, he enrolls them both into a strange club featuring a Jimi Hendrix look-alike and they all play suicide games. The highlight of this is when Hendrix fries and says "Scuse me while I smoke."
The highlight was obviously the music video, which includes a Doug Savant lookalike looking retarded as he pretends to play the Sax. Byron Yordan is the hilarious singer (lip syncher) of the song......sing it with me now...dance with me dance with me...everybodies got something to do, everybody but youuuuu.
Weird movie but watchable...6 out of 10
The main story is God, who looks like Robert E Lee meaning the confederate army was in fact god's army, and Satan who looks like Bruno Tatagglia from The Godfather are on a train discussing life...which isn't too bad but the guy in the hat behind them freaks me out.
The stories in it were very bloody but were somewhat dumb due to drastic editing. The reason behind it is the 3 stories are actually 3 separate movies all crammed into this one big movie.
The story of how Satan's right hand man kills everyone by dragging them to hell or crucifying them was dumb but the idea was OK. I guess you have to see the whole entire movie to actually make sense of it.
The story of how disorderly orderlies cut up people and sell their parts for money was also gruesome but better done. This movie was actually released in 1991 under the title Scream Your Head Off. Richard Moll (with hair!) scoffs at a married couple and then kills them, now that was funny.
The best part was the second story...which was actually a 1983 movie called The Death Wish Club. Some weird guy in his late 30's falls in love with a popcorn vendor and when she meets a hot shot, he enrolls them both into a strange club featuring a Jimi Hendrix look-alike and they all play suicide games. The highlight of this is when Hendrix fries and says "Scuse me while I smoke."
The highlight was obviously the music video, which includes a Doug Savant lookalike looking retarded as he pretends to play the Sax. Byron Yordan is the hilarious singer (lip syncher) of the song......sing it with me now...dance with me dance with me...everybodies got something to do, everybody but youuuuu.
Weird movie but watchable...6 out of 10