Oh my god. For a long time, I wasn't sure if I actually saw this movie until I read the synopsis and the other review. Yes, this actually went to the theater. I saw it with 2 other friends on opening night. Apparently, one of the guys saw the one and only ad that had a positive review, and, not knowing any better, we went to see it.
There were 5 people in the audience.
The other 2 walked out 75% into the movie.
This was so bad, it wasn't even bad enough to be good.
Spoiler... I think the nuclear weapon got detonated... that was cool since the rest of the movie sucked... or maybe it didn't and I'm just imagining it did since that would have been the only redeemable aspect.
There were 5 people in the audience.
The other 2 walked out 75% into the movie.
This was so bad, it wasn't even bad enough to be good.
Spoiler... I think the nuclear weapon got detonated... that was cool since the rest of the movie sucked... or maybe it didn't and I'm just imagining it did since that would have been the only redeemable aspect.