2/10
White Orchid is a snotflower
3 July 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Hi, Everyone, I wonder who put up the money for this travesty of a Mexican adventure. It moves along slowly then it changes pace by stopping and going backwards.

This is sort of a documentary about some lost tribe in Mexico that looks like underfed Tonto impersonators. It has preposterous characters and situations. It held promise until the very beginning and then it started falling apart.

A woman photographer is the lead character more or less, although I think the guy is supposed to be the star. The reporterette has connived her way into an assignment with William Lundigan in Mexico to cover something. He realizes she is a woman and therefore not capable of clicking a camera. So he beats up her boyfriend after she pretends to be in love with a guy who becomes their unwilling guide into the woods.

The guide is actually an acrobat who is not supposed to have his picture taken. You talk about a great story. Then he tries to kill a deer but accidentally murders someone, but it's OK because they leave him behind to fight the whole village. They burned their pictures though when they set the film on fire to set all the huts on fire and escape from the Pyramid.

The movie star's hair is not messed up after she sleeps in a tent and never takes a bath for several days. The three leads have great hair.

If you want to see a movie with a strong intelligent female lead, this isn't it. Try Gone With The Wind, Double Indemnity or Sunset Boulevard.

There is one big dance number on the Pyramid and a song sung by two guys with a guitar. The guys harmonized beautifully.

There is a scene with a nice old reel to reel portable recorder. It is bigger than the iPods of today.

I give it one thumb... on the "off" switch.

Tom Willett
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