Review of Eegah

Eegah (1962)
1/10
Created by cavemen FOR cavemen
27 July 2005
The boneheads who made and acted in this movie ought to be exiled to the mesozoic era or something. Hopefully they didn't get a chance to make any more.

That kid who played the boyfriend was the absolute WORST actor I have ever seen---I can't believe anyone could act that bad even if they were trying. And man did I suffer every time that kid tried to sing. Did they lip sync everything in this crappy fiasco? Half the time it was out of sync.

What's really hard to believe is that to date there are over 70 reviews of this movie. I can hardly imagine 70 people WATCHING this movie let alone reviewing it. All I can say is we're a hardy breed eh.

A person would be well-advised to only watch this movie if they're well intoxicated. It's the stupidest, most idiotic piece of crap I've seen in a long time. I was really, extra bored last night or I couldn't have stood more than a few minutes of this torture. The story is so weak as to be almost non-existent. And the pawing of the heroine by the giant, the boyfriend, and even her father is sick.

This movie totally wasted my time. I didn't even get a laugh from hokey effects---there weren't any. Very few (if any) movies exist worse than this one. My real rating is a -10 of 10 on this. If there were any way to go lower on the vote scale I would have. Well, at least I've got another coaster!
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