Johnny Was (2006)
1/10
johnny wasn't
3 April 2006
Went to see the UK premier of this with not very high expectations. I feared my prediction was right when not one of the main cast showed up, but i still had an open mind, maybe it would become a cult classic.

No. I'm willing to put a bet on with anybody that this film will never be released.

I'm not even sure where to begin. Acting is probably the most notable omission so i'll start there. Every single main character is appalling especially Patrick Bergin and Samantha Mumba (who does an awful Irish accent. maybe a bit too much time in Hollywood). In fact, the best performance probably comes from former heavy wight champion of the world Lennox Lewis and thats not saying a lot.

The direction looks like a 12 year old was in charge behind the camera. Costumes and makeup, looked like a 12 year old girl was in charge. The script appeared to be written by Vinney Jones.

I'm actually really sorry for writing this because i wanted 'johnny was' to be the launch platform, showcase, for the new Northern Ireland film industry. Although Belfast did seem to lend itself well to the task, i fear it will do the industry more harm than good.
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