This is one of the most godawful pieces of Euro trash dreck ever to come across the pond. It makes no sense, there is no acting, there is no characterization, there is surely no motivation, and the plot is about as limp as overcooked pasta. The Spanish have been putting out some pretty bad movies lately, but this one's brow is so low you'd have to dig up the floorboards to see it. The intercutting of the so-called "musical numbers" is the only slightly charming feature of this snoozer -- and I say slightly because the choreography is repetitive and dull (about what you'd expect from a high-school production of *Grease*) and after about the third pointless "here we burst into song," you'll want to open a vein rather than sit through more camping and mugging. On a technical note: The sound on the DVD is pretty bad, but maybe that's a good point. The less you hear, the happier you'll be.
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