Review of A Crack in the Floor

For the five minutes of screen time Busey gets he takes cinema to new heights. I want to live at that gas station. Slater is pretty good but the Busey scene alone is enough to make the viewer kill themselves since life no longer serves a purpose. The rest of the movie is pretty forgettable.

Since I am obliged to fill out ten lines of text for this comment, I leave you with:

Busey will molest your life.

Period.

Seriously.