This is but another really bad rip off of "Die Hard". This one might be the lowest of them though. Our star is Anna Nicole Smith playing an action heroine, in one of the worst performances on screen. Every one of her lines sounds like she's shouting, it's so pathetic. There's no tension whatsoever in this, one reason being the suspenseful music is played on a synthesizer and sounds truly awful. Nothing about this is good, including the sex scene. Randomly Anna Nicole Smith has a flashback sex scene on what appears to be a farm where her huge freakish breasts hang out. Not my cup of tea, but it might be so bad it's amusing.
My rating: 1/2 out of ****. R for sex and violence.
My rating: 1/2 out of ****. R for sex and violence.