This is the craziest - and creepiest- movie ever made. Mooch - Zsa Zsa's voice- narrates constantly. The plot's based on the conceit that Zsa Zsa is giving the dog-heroine, Mooch, advice on "getting ahead in Hollywood".. it's WEIRD.. all-star cast including a horrifyingly evil Vincent Price and- apparently- Richard Burton. Mickey Rooney too.. plus Phyllis Diller and Jill St. John and Marty Allen. The director, James Backus, was the original Mr. Magoo.. and morphs into Magoo towards the end. I guess this may have been a kid's.. or family.. movie- there's an extended hate-dirty-hippies sequence, anyway- but it seems like it's about to turn into porn at any moment. Totally sick & unintermittent comparison of women to animals. It's insane.