Review of The Ringer

Wow! I was actually struck dumb at several points throughout this film, so bewildered was I that something this awful could even get made, let alone distributed. By far the worst movie I have seen since Little Nicky. Filled with horribly uncomfortable, wildly implausible moments, completely lacking in any character worth rooting for, and with a plot whose sole purpose seemed to be to set up the longest one-joke movie since the dark days of the Saturday Night Live "one sort-of funny 3 minute sketch will make a great 90 minute movie!" era. Every person involved in the making, marketing, and distribution of this film should be ashamed of themselves.