Review of Perfect Opposites

i don't even know where to begin. maybe we should start at the awful selection of wardrobe: the high cut pants in floral prints, worn in every scene by a supposedly popular,'hot' lass. not working, especially given that it was made 10 years after they went out of fashion. secondly the characters were both hideously unlikable. ironically, considering the name of the film, neither were perfect and by the end of the first scene i found myself wishing both them and myself were dead. i hoped it couldn't get any worse and stuck out the other 70 minutes.. but miraculously it managed to descend to a new low in script writing and film that i never knew existed.. leaving the climax to be a guy wiping his nose with a tortilla. i'm giving it a '2' merely for the performance of the acupuncturist, who did an outstanding job, unfortunately did not end up killing drew with his needles like i had hoped. maybe if they would've considered adding a scene like this in it might have managed a '3'. all i can say is i'm glad i didn't have to pay money for it, although i am rather sad i wasted a free voucher on it and i now need counseling, which is costing me a fortune.. so really it didn't end up being free after all =[ at least now i have the comfort of knowing that if i fail life i can write a ridiculously s***, supposedly 'romantic-comedy' and it'll have as good a chance as this movie of being made onto DVD. better luck next time folks. actually.. don't bother trying again. peace out.