BloodRayne (2005)
1/10
Fast forward to the Gore
31 January 2007
IMDb should consider addict negative numbers to their scores, or at least a '0'.

Bloodrayne is so unbelievably, disgustingly BAD, I gave up watching the movie and just set it on fast forward, stopping only when I saw a suitable amount of gore worthy of keeping my attention off the bad dialog and horrible acting. I really wanted to give this movie a chance, but I gave up around the time they brought in Meat Loaf.

I'm sure everyone's heard about this train-wreck of a movie already, so I won't go too deep into the critique other than to say that Uwe Boll wouldn't know a good movie if it ripped his nuts off and shoved them up his backside. Assuming, of course, he can take his head out of it long enough to make the room.

How anyone can take actors that are at worst, 'decent' and continuously ruin their careers with this...CRAP...is beyond me. Who the hell keeps giving this guy money? Have any of these actors ever ~seen~ a Uwe Boll movie? The actors in these films have lost any and all respect I have ever had for them; there is simply no excuse for it. Either you're kissing his butt, desperate for any kind of movie role, actually ~like~ this crap, or don't have a clue and have an ego so big that you feel you alone can save it based on just presence.

*sigh* No amount of groaning or bad-mouthing will every justify the SUCK that is Uwe and anything he lays eyes on, let alone makes. I'm so annoyed I wasted time on this movie I'm actually bordering on angry, angry enough to friggin' scream.

So yeah, this movie sucks, as do all his movies. I have to go wash my eyes now...
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