Dark Asylum (2001)
1/10
MST3K Preparation. . .
15 March 2007
Warning: Spoilers
I really like Judd Nelson. . . pretty much only because of "The Breakfast Club". And I really like Larry Drake. . . pretty much only because of "Dr. Giggles". . .

Those are the only redeeming factors of this. There just seemed to be so many things wrong with the film. . . it's actually rather depressing:

1.) The dubbing in the film over, what I assume is, the thick Romanian accents (it was filmed in Budapest) is so poorly done it's just a nuisance at some points.

2.) The police officers are the some of the most cowardly law enforcement agents I've ever seen portrayed on film. I don't know if that's how they were written in or if the actors have simply never met or seen any type of cop.

*spoiler*

3.) The fact that every character seems to be a master of physics and chemistry seems rather hard to believe seeing as two of the main characters are insane and one is a psychiatrist.

*end spoiler*

Need I go on? I could, but won't.

All in all, you can have fun with it . . . just play Mystery Science Theater 3000 and make fun of it for all 94 minutes like we did.

-AP3-
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