Supercroc (2007)
1/10
One of the worst movies I've spent my time on..
4 April 2007
Warning: Spoilers
This might not be a really good review, but a movie this bad shouldn't get one..

Worst and slowest start EVER.. It's so slow, you listen to a military girl and man, who obviously SHOULDN'T have been in the military.. They are talking under a mission, where they clearly should shut up.. This goes on for 6-7 minutes and you're almost sleeping, right up until the crappy special effects kicks in and the sergeant freezes up and screams the name of the first dead guy, instead of shooting the damn croc.. I'm talking about really crappy effects, the discovery channel When Dinosaurs Walked, they were better made than this.. It's really bad.. And blurring out the croc, when it's in the frame doesn't make it more believable.. You don't get any storyline in it.. You start off with those soldiers and that's it.. And the Serge. who's supposed to be the toughest of all, gets in contact with the croc, he doesn't even shoot.. He sees it, falls back, CUT scene, let the audience think of some gruesome death in their heads.. The amount of shots fired in this movie is also incredible.. They could kill every animal in the world with that many shots.. The smalltalk and problems between soldiers are also low-standard.. You never feel for any of the characters, at all, when someone's about to die it's not like "no, she's shouldn't die!" it's more like "noo, don't show me more of the croc!" You don't even see the croc die.. :'(

I even suspect the movie of using some game voices.. Death cries and screams..

Don't even rent this movie..
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