3/10
constant cravings
17 May 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Micheal (Paul Clemins), the product of a fateful night back in the 60's when his mom got raped by some vile monster, is going through some growing pains as he discovers that he might just be a chip off the old block. Perfectly healthy for most of his short life, he's now deathly sick in the hospital due to an overly enlarged pineal gland. his parents must figure out why exactly this is happening. But the small town they investigate happens to have some secrets itself. To make matters worse the tiny community is having some grisly murders happening in it. Not knowing if it wants to be a monster flick, possession film, mystery, or tacky melodrama causes the movie to be all over the map and leaves it disjointed and unfocused. The low caliber of melodramatic acting does help matters. I lost all interest in the film way before the end credits began to roll.

My Grade: D

Eye Candy: Bibi Besch gets topless in the beginning, Katherine Moffat gets topless at the end, but both in the midst of monster rape scenes
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