The Arena (I) (2001)
2/10
worst movie I've ever seen.
7 July 2007
Warning: Spoilers
This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Here are some of the reasons.

1 - Everything inside of the very impressive wooden coliseum is yellow..everything outside it is blue.

2 - at the beginning of the movie a guy gets cut in half...he makes the sound of a velociraptor dying as in Jurassic park.. two minutes later the exact same scream is heard...after 1 hour into the movie I had counted that same scream 5 times.

3 - The acting is terrible.

4 - the leaders helmet is way to big for his head.

5 - the girls that are forced to fight in the arena are bought from a very economical slave dealer... let me show you why. The roman goes up to him and wants to buy the hot playmate chick...apparently shes a 100 gold...he offers 60 the slave dealer refuses..the roman offers 65 the slave dealer refuses..But 'lo and behold the slave dealers has a great deal for the roman...all of the 5 girls for 70 gold! apparently thats enough for him!

I hope these 5 simple points will persuade you into seeing this movie so I am not the only one that knows what hell looks like before death. The only reason that this move got a 2 out of 10 is because the playmate is hot and because the leader throws his wine over some chick because she spills some..that was pimp
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