The Blair Witch Project was stupid and not scary. No wonder somebody thought he could do better. Unfortunately, this is even worse. The acting is the scariest part of the film, with the dialogue a close section. The character "Madison" is incredibly, awesomely annoying, with her lame New Age mystic mumbo-jumbo ("white light! fiery white light!"). The scene where she bugs and bugs and BUGS the rest of the group about doing the "cleansing" RIGHT NOW without taking five minutes to eat had me wondering that they didn't all strap her down to a table and torture her themselves. Eating took five times as long because she ... just ... wouldn't ... stop ... yammering! Nothing realistic or vaguely scary about this worthless amateur piece of crap at all. I saw it on the "Chiller" channel, so at least I didn't pay anything for it, except a slice of my life of course.
Review of The St. Francisville Experiment
