4/10
Not for most people
5 September 2007
Warning: Spoilers
This is just bizarre, maybe even kinky. You can throw in depressing as well, after you realize what the guy is wanting the ice for.

I thought this was going to be just a travelogue-ish tour thing highlighting the dramatic differences between the two countries. Well, there's a bit of that, but that's not what it's about.

I couldn't watch the transporting of the ice without thinking that the 40ºC + temperature out "Back o' Bourke" (where the term 'outback' came from) would have melted it long before he got it home. That none of it slid off the truck is in defiance of all of Newton's laws. And if he really wanted to top himself, there are no end of easier ways to do it.

As for the idea of using an icicle for a dildo, I can't see how it could last long enough to do the job. Maybe people in Iceland are built to cope with this sort of thing, but I know that my genitalia surely would not agree to function by zero-degree stimulation. But then, I'm a bloke and I live in Australia.

So, I would warn anybody contemplating watching this that it probably isn't what you're expecting. The images are not striking enough to watch it for that reason alone, and the story (such as there is) is too 'out there' to appeal to many people.
0 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed