Review of Kaw

Kaw (2006)
1/10
Destined for the Si Fi Channel
4 November 2007
If this movie sucked any worse I think the world would implode on itself. Lets see....where to begin. The out of town couple who find the menonite girls crashed truck. Why did we know that the husband would panic and back the car into the ditch across the road? The husband had plenty of room to turn around, or for that matter just keep backing down the road. Then the phone lines being down...what a crock of crap! No one in that town had a cell phone? The dispatcher had already said that she had radioed the state police...but they were busy...yeah right. Earlier during the daylight attack in the town we see numerous people in the street so I think that surely one of those townspeople would have either called on a cell phone, CB, ham radio or for that matter just got in their car and left. Why hadn't the High School sent someone out to look for the school bus when it didn't arrive back on time? I can also assure you that that bus would have had some type of CB or radio on it. Why the hell did Clyde tell the girls to shut the bus door when he went out to try and start the bus? We know the Ravens are going to attack and he will be running back into the bus, so why shut them to begin with? Clyde would get back in before the ravens even got there. Then in the cafe why was the owner overcome by the ravens and not anyone else? It didn't look like there were enough Ravens in there to do that much damage let alone actually kill a adult woman. But of course we had to have the Cafe owner die so Clyde could charge out and sacrifice himself so the others could survive.....YAWN. If your under 15 you might enjoy it, but otherwise you'll get as much enjoyment from listening to an Air Supply CD.
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