3/10
Another trainwreck of Reality from the US
2 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This show is great watched drunk with a pack of girlfriends in one sitting. If you didn't think all men are tools this show will do the trick. The "star" Tila is a gay for pay stripper looking girl who is a soft porn girl. From the get go it's clear that her biggest fan base for her website is frat boys and other assorted frequent whank boys who have more internet girlfriends than real ones and the spectrum of loser boys are here from dumb country boy, odd hip hop model boy, a selection of flavours of frat boys with the small time boy as well as the jersey rich boy making an appearance. The fact that straight girls find them attractive is proof why breeding still occurs and the gene pool keeps on getting dumber. It's pretty clear that she will pick a boy or lose her dollars and that girl and her horribly fake boobs are all about the dollars.

The girls on the other had are mostly the same, bisexual ex and current strippers with a handful of real lesbians thrown in. Most the girls that don't have faces full of caked on makeup are eliminated quick and with the exception of the one girl who is almost butch but still wears eyeliner they are all butterface who are happy to get drunk and flirt with everyone. The premise that these are gold star lesbian soon abandoned. I only wonder if they went with bi girls because real lesbians had higher standards or if they wanted to keep up the myth that any girl can be turned by pene.

The show is horribly fake but Tila is a damn good actress because it is clear that all these poor suckers fall for her or at least get obsessed with making her their possession. The show makes for excellent drinking games with shots for every time a frat boy makes a homophobic comment or someone says how much they like Tila. chug it when there is any kind of stir-up between drunken or stupid contestants.

it get a star for the only lesbian on the show, Dani, a star for managing to get you drunk in 30 minutes and a star as an other example of American culture.
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