The Rage (2007)
1/10
Wow, what to write?
1 March 2008
Warning: Spoilers
My roommate came home last night and said they had a movie for me that I might want to watch. They handed me the DVD and the cover alone made it look like something I could get into. The back seemed to verify it. Well, it turned up that I really wasn't that into yet I had to keep watching it. Why? I'm not really sure. Maybe to see what they would do next or just how bad the friggin' acting is.

The gore, there is plenty, is OK. There is some very crappy CGI. I do mean "crappy" as in one part of the film, a mutated person literally has a pipe rammed up their arse and CGI "crap" oozes out of the pipe.

The vultures in this movie could be terrifying if they actually looked, well, terrifying. Instead, the CGI does nothing for them. And the friggin' puppets of the Vultures, well, I don't even want to get started on them.

If you ever wanted to see a mutated person beat a kid to death with a stick, than this is the one for you. This scene made me say "wow". "Wow" in a "that's so stupid" kind of way. It could of been done better.

The acting, like I've mentioned before, is really bad. I mean really, really bad. It almost seems like they just plucked these people off the streets and asked them if they wanted to be in a movie. That may work for some, but it sure did fail here. Jesus, I was repeating their lines and saying them a hell of a lot better!!! Perhaps if this movie had a better tweaked story, better friggin' actors, and a bigger budget it could of been a nice splatter film. Instead, we get dished up this crapfest!!!
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