...I'd rate it a 0. I almost never write IMDb reviews or any of even the shortest blurbs but after having seen this piece of sh1t I was extremely compelled to say at least SOMETHING.
I have been having my fun with the previous 3 films, mostly due to the factor of the cheesy and unintentionally hysterical scenes, dialog, and most of all acting by the awesome Nigel Green - the ORIGINAL Nayland Smith. I guess when the script for THIS film approached either him or his agent, they came to their senses and passed on this piece of turd. At least the previous three had an actual "plot". Those were films that were poorly written, but at least well lit/shot and "directed". By no means were great films, but the hilarious (by modern standards) writing and acting made those films very watchable. A good way to have a laugh.
Now comes along Jesus Franco and the co, and completely SH1TS on everything. You could already tell the film is going downhill when in the first few minutes you find your attention wander off somewhere. I mean, I usually give films a "15 minute rule" where I will watch 15 minutes of the film even if it's downright atrocious just to see if it will get any better (...and even then, I still do finish the film) but even after 15 minutes, I couldn't even understand what the FUK was going on? It was going absolutely nowhere. There is no plot you can follow, the characters are downright moronic, Sancho Lopez - fat dirty Mexican bandit stereotype, oh man, how I hated his guts. The setting makes no sense, no merit. Okay, at least in the earlier Fu Manchu's the characters said some stupid things, but they constantly spew idiotic sh1t in this one. This was atrocious garbage, not in the least entertaining even in a bad way. Boring to tears. Complete and utter retardation of their limits. I don't know what the fuk was everyone smoking, especially the writer ("..a poison..to kill a poison..") when he wrote this piece of gutter trash. This was the worst of my masochistic experiences, I'm surprised I didn't already cut my wrists to slowly bleed, even though that would amplify the pain even more-so. If I was insane and had a gun, I'd blow my brains out...that's how bad this filth is.
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I have been having my fun with the previous 3 films, mostly due to the factor of the cheesy and unintentionally hysterical scenes, dialog, and most of all acting by the awesome Nigel Green - the ORIGINAL Nayland Smith. I guess when the script for THIS film approached either him or his agent, they came to their senses and passed on this piece of turd. At least the previous three had an actual "plot". Those were films that were poorly written, but at least well lit/shot and "directed". By no means were great films, but the hilarious (by modern standards) writing and acting made those films very watchable. A good way to have a laugh.
Now comes along Jesus Franco and the co, and completely SH1TS on everything. You could already tell the film is going downhill when in the first few minutes you find your attention wander off somewhere. I mean, I usually give films a "15 minute rule" where I will watch 15 minutes of the film even if it's downright atrocious just to see if it will get any better (...and even then, I still do finish the film) but even after 15 minutes, I couldn't even understand what the FUK was going on? It was going absolutely nowhere. There is no plot you can follow, the characters are downright moronic, Sancho Lopez - fat dirty Mexican bandit stereotype, oh man, how I hated his guts. The setting makes no sense, no merit. Okay, at least in the earlier Fu Manchu's the characters said some stupid things, but they constantly spew idiotic sh1t in this one. This was atrocious garbage, not in the least entertaining even in a bad way. Boring to tears. Complete and utter retardation of their limits. I don't know what the fuk was everyone smoking, especially the writer ("..a poison..to kill a poison..") when he wrote this piece of gutter trash. This was the worst of my masochistic experiences, I'm surprised I didn't already cut my wrists to slowly bleed, even though that would amplify the pain even more-so. If I was insane and had a gun, I'd blow my brains out...that's how bad this filth is.
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