Review of Hell Ride

Hell Ride (2008)
5/10
A ton of B stars in a C movie
29 August 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This is one of those movies that you can enjoy while your brain is outside of your head. The writing, acting, and directing are so mediocre that this film probably should have been animated to save someone money. That said, it was enjoyable and it was nice to seen damn near every active B actor/actress make an appearance in this film.

My advice: This is a decent film as long as you have no expectations. You should also consider getting high and/or drunk while watching as this will improve the quality of the picture.

Notes:

The sex scenes are very softcore and should be the reason to watch this film.

Micheal Madison must owe a lot of child support because he seems to accept every job thrown at him. How do you go from Kill Bill and Sin City to this?

There is very little gore in this film, much less than QT would have asked for. But QT wasn't really part of this project and I doubt they had the budget for really good gore.

Vinne Jones has pretty much admitted that his USA acting career is over with this role. It's one thing to agree to a B-movie, but to not even put real effort into the role?

The ending should have gotten Larry Bishop shot of plagiarism.
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