This movie is horribly bad. I only have two words to describe this movie: Product Placement. You may as well just TiVo an hour's worth of primetime commercial breaks. Hell, that might even give you more laughs. Every single joke delivered in this movie was like a summary of every other bad joke nobody laughed at in the moves released this past decade. The only thing this movie left me wondering was what the hell Kevin Sorbo was thinking when he signed the contract.
The only reason I watched this movie was because of passing references made by various friends. And it's not that I don't get the pop culture references or how shockingly easy it must have been to achieve the same effects as The 300, but I just don't get how the producers keep coming up with these over-budgeted pieces of crap. And worse yet, why people buy them. Even all the sex appeal of this movie was purely targeted at gay men. Not even Carmen Electra could spice things up enough. And if I see another dick joke today I will be forced to gouge my own eyes out and serve them up with some Caesar dressing.
No wonder this is the worst movie ever.
The only reason I watched this movie was because of passing references made by various friends. And it's not that I don't get the pop culture references or how shockingly easy it must have been to achieve the same effects as The 300, but I just don't get how the producers keep coming up with these over-budgeted pieces of crap. And worse yet, why people buy them. Even all the sex appeal of this movie was purely targeted at gay men. Not even Carmen Electra could spice things up enough. And if I see another dick joke today I will be forced to gouge my own eyes out and serve them up with some Caesar dressing.
No wonder this is the worst movie ever.