All you could ever hope for in a low budget movie called "Zombie Strippers".
I never thought the classic B movie could ever be done again in this decade, but here it is made even better with today's effects standards. A marine who keeps getting her top ripped off. Cheesy one-liner roles like the "I like knives" guy. A ditz with an existential problem. Men writing out checks to cash for $1. The lines are classic, the scenes are classic, even the action is classic. And with all that blood and gore, I couldn't help but be turned on. The only thing I could ask for more is the violent catfighting of naked rotting female strippers.
"Oysters are a mollusk, not a crustacean." F'n classic.
I never thought the classic B movie could ever be done again in this decade, but here it is made even better with today's effects standards. A marine who keeps getting her top ripped off. Cheesy one-liner roles like the "I like knives" guy. A ditz with an existential problem. Men writing out checks to cash for $1. The lines are classic, the scenes are classic, even the action is classic. And with all that blood and gore, I couldn't help but be turned on. The only thing I could ask for more is the violent catfighting of naked rotting female strippers.
"Oysters are a mollusk, not a crustacean." F'n classic.