Review of Gutterballs

Gutterballs (2008)
1/10
Smash Your Head With a Bowling Ball instead of suffering through this movie
30 November 2008
This was a VERY juvenile movie that seemed to be made by little boys that just wanted to cuss and show their teeny peenies. The girls were throw- backs to the sleazy girls of the 70's. There was one good actor in the whole movie and her character fell apart at the end. The plot was stupid, the nudity was ridiculous and lent absolutely NOTHING to the movie. The one guy thought he was a hyena with that stupid cackle of his. I don't even remember the slasher "grindhouse" type of movie being this bad in the 70s. The only thing worth commending in this movie would be the special effects. They would have been great in another gore movie, but this movie leaves you not even being able to appreciate them at the end. Whoever did the special effects needs to go find a better class of movie to work in. The actors in this movie need to get plastic surgery so they don't die of embarrassment if they are recognized from this movie. The writer needs to read some horror and notice the the "F" word does not play a prominent role in the horror genre. Perhaps with their focus, they should go into porn. This movie was a complete disappointment that pulled things out of the air to tie it all up. A complete waste of film.
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