4/10
Zombie Strippers!
16 December 2008
Warning: Spoilers
The title is a no-brainer, just imagine Showgirls or a Russ Meyer soft-core sexploitation/titillation meets a real George A. Romero zombie film, and then you know what to expect. Basically it is the near future, and a secret government re- animation chemical virus, made to bring dead tissue of soldiers back to life, has got out in the facility of Sartre, Nebraska. While eliminating as many zombies as possible, Major Camus (Catero Colbert) and Lieutenant Ryker (Jen Alex Gonzalez) manage to let bitten marine Byrdflough (Zak Kilberg), afraid of being killed, get away, and he ends up in a near underground strip club. Blyrdflough manages to bite star stripper Kat (porn star Jenna Jameson), but apparently women have more of a threshold, so she is turned into a zombie, of sorts, but still doing her job, being much more sexy than before, and earning much more money for greedy club owner Ian Essko (Robert Englund, aka Freddy Krueger). Obviously the affected girls that follow, along with Kat, still have a hunger for flesh, but they and Ian make sure they eat back stage, so the money can still roll in, and the zombie customers are locked up. Eventually though the success is to end when someone lets out the zombie customers, and the zombie strippers just attack anyone in the open, and the specialists do show up to help the survivors get out alive. Also starring Roxy Saint as Lillith, Penny Drake as Sox, Whitney Anderson as Gaia, Jennifer Holland as Jessy, Shamron Moore as Jeannie, Jeannette Sousa as Berengé, Carmit Levité as Madame Blavatski, John Hawkes as Davis, Jessica Custodio as Kwan, Laura Bach as Sassy Sue and Joey Medina as Paco. Englund is great at being mad, he's kind of like that in real life, and Jameson makes a reasonably good actress, most people think she is too beautiful to be a porn icon, maybe she should have gone down this route. As for the zombie stuff, the gory effects are just as over-the-top as a proper zombie flick, and the dialogue is deliberately rubbish, so you can sit back and a enjoy a good satirical comedy horror, or you can enjoy flesh eating creatures getting naked and pole dancing, I know it's not a good film, but it's worthwhile enough as a horror comedy. Okay!
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