2/10
It's Desperation Time!
22 March 2009
Warning: Spoilers
If you are going to watch this movie, or read this review you must be pretty desperate. So why am I writing it? As a spoiler.

Compared with other Hercules films, this one has almost nothing going on, except for the fact that Peter Lupus (credited as 'Mark Stevens') of 'Mission Impossible' and 'Police Squad' the TV show, is Hercules. What an upper body!

It's basically infighting and intrigue between kings and a queen, none of whom are very interesting or distinctive acting wise. The film makers have loaded it up with tedious dialogue ("No contractions allowed!"), stilted stiff acting (the actors mostly stand around like statues), a pompous music track with bombast substituting for dramatic interaction between characters, and a a final chain pulling scene that seems to go on forever.

The best part is seeing over a thousand soldiers on horseback, but that scene may have been taken from another film.

This is really bottom of the barrel. I'll give it a 2, just for Peter Lupus.
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