In a strong year for kids movies so far with Monsters Vs. Aliens, Up, Coraline, and many more, G-Force stands out. This is not a good thing. G-Force stands our as the first film of the year that will be unbearable to kids and adults alike. I saw this in 3D, but I technically didn't see this in 3D because there really isn't 3D. The one or two moments of 3D don't do anything special in the first place. The story is of four guinea pigs: Darwin (voice of Sam Rockwell), Speckles (voice of Nicolas Cage), Bucky (voice of Steve Buscemi), and Juarez (voice of Penelope Cruz). They are trained superheroes out to stop the evil Saber (Bill Nighy) with the help of their human hand, Ben (Zach Galifianakis), and government agent Kip Killian (Will Arnett). The voice actors and live actors alike are throwing away their career on this bomb. Sam Rockwell, who has been building his career for the past five years, now has to spend another five years getting his career back. Nicolas Cage, a big star who's been working in Hollywood for twenty years, needs twenty more years to get his respect back. Steve Buscemi, a forgotten actor is reminding people he exists by wasting his once recognized career. Penelope Cruz, fresh from her Oscar for Vicky Cristina Barcelona is going back to being in movies that only will make money, and is losing her respect for it. Bill Nighy, a now respected actor is throwing away his career just as it started. Zach Galifianakis, is starting to become a well known actor, starting with The Hangover. Now he threw his respect out the window. Will Arnett, respected for his work in Arrested Development and his work with Amy Poehler is throwing his respect out the window as well. I hated, hated, hated this movie. Skip It.
Review of G-Force
