Wow.
What an awful movie. Another PPV where I wasted $3.89 of $3.99. This "horror" movie was about as scary as watching "Care-Bears". I kept waiting and waiting for something scary to materialize but finally gave up after an hour. Nothing that even the filmmakers intended to be scary happens for some 30 minutes. Unless you count catching a glimpse of a bald albino man scary.
You can hardly understand the characters for a lot of the movie because they are wearing gas masks. But what dialog I could catch was silly. They spend a *huge* amount of time walking around a building finding - absolutely nothing of interest.
When you see the bald albino man the filmmakers think it is scary to show some edited cut shots of him opening and closing his mouth. When the actors run away from this guy they run so slowly it's like a fast walk.
Cable PPV is really screwing us. I watched an even worse movie last week called "Hell's Tomb" which made this one almost look fair. This one at least was made with some production values whereas "Hell's Tomb" was made by what looked like high schoolers. Maybe that was being mean to high schoolers.
Avoid this mess. Ditto "Hell's Tomb".
What an awful movie. Another PPV where I wasted $3.89 of $3.99. This "horror" movie was about as scary as watching "Care-Bears". I kept waiting and waiting for something scary to materialize but finally gave up after an hour. Nothing that even the filmmakers intended to be scary happens for some 30 minutes. Unless you count catching a glimpse of a bald albino man scary.
You can hardly understand the characters for a lot of the movie because they are wearing gas masks. But what dialog I could catch was silly. They spend a *huge* amount of time walking around a building finding - absolutely nothing of interest.
When you see the bald albino man the filmmakers think it is scary to show some edited cut shots of him opening and closing his mouth. When the actors run away from this guy they run so slowly it's like a fast walk.
Cable PPV is really screwing us. I watched an even worse movie last week called "Hell's Tomb" which made this one almost look fair. This one at least was made with some production values whereas "Hell's Tomb" was made by what looked like high schoolers. Maybe that was being mean to high schoolers.
Avoid this mess. Ditto "Hell's Tomb".