1/10
Laughably bad
18 October 2009
Cimino is a hack.

There, I said it. Deal with it.

So he gets lucky with one film, The Deer Hunter - having great actors like De Niro, Steep and Walken doesn't hurt. But Desperate Hours is like a High School film project - only worse.

It is terribly put together with jump cuts, poor camera angles and perspective, terrible continuity, poor story, time-frame mismanagement, unbelievable plot holes and poor characters.

The action sequences are a joke too. For example, one minute you have squads of highly trained and armed professionals who literally can't shoot the bad guys right in front of them with automatic weapons. Then a couple of scenes later said professionals now all have red-dot sights all over bad guys and can shoot with pinpoint accuracy - all in the very same location as the scene before. Stupefying.

I could go on and on with the problems in many scenes but I have better things to do. Like count the number of piles in my living room carpet.

Bottom line: Desperate Hours is one of those movies that's so bad it becomes an unintentional comedy.
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