1/10
So bad, you'll wanna watch it TWICE!
19 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
...so you can laugh at all the things you said "WTF???" about the first time.

Singing iguanas?

Break dancing dead Gangsters?

'Gator Cam?

Was Cage actually TRYING to make a comedy? Honestly, I understand the guy's house(s) are all in foreclosure, but jeeze...this was worse than "The Wickerman" and I found myself hoping someone would pour bees on his head and burn him up in effigy in THIS one, too.

Oh, and who could forget the wonderful line:

"Oh oh oh! You are So gonna be sorry you did this...Oh oh oh oh oh!!!" Someone actually got paid for writing that line? You've got to be joking.

Quite a bit of fantasy all around--any of the girls that had to actually had to kiss him...they all deserve Academy Award nods. Poor Eva Mendez...she's much too good for this movie.
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